digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up


officialfrenchtoast:

when u want to say something but everyones ignoring u

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deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

  • person: i hate cats
  • me: what the fuck

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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